Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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