OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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