PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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