My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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