Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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