I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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