Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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