Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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