Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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