Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?

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(214): View more from Texas

she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?

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(785): View more from Kansas

last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

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(716): View more from New York

strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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(408): View more from California

Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.

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(770): View more from Georgia

How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested

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(212): View more from New York

Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??

(347): View more from New York

Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid

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