that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub