Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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