If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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