if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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