I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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