i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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