You can't motorboat a personality
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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