Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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