I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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