Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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