Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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