why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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