dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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