rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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