I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dignity is for republicans.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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