Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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