He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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