go do what you do best...puke behind churches
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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