If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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