Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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