is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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