just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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