That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think your dad took our porno
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize