woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
