No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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