I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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