honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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