You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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