Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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