Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
In America we eat man semen.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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