i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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