just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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