guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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