Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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