would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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