i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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