I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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