I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had to cum in my sink.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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