none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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