its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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