he wants to bone in the snuggie
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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