did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think people are normalizing furries
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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