I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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