if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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