Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
