what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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