Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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